An amazing discovery, at the cutting edge of science & investigative journalism, a Flan has been found trying to communicate!!  Experts have worked around the clock to assist this commune, and to also see how this happened & what it really means to us all.

And Here It Is, Pictured Alongside, The First, (human heard) Decree of Flan...

This was the result of that hard work of many to interpret the message of this incredible Flan and in the manner it wished, through 'sign', passion & flair!. 

Putting the startling nature of this statement/threat to 1 side for the moment, the Flan, frankly looks great, and the notion that life force has transferred beyond the grain, to flan, and is now constant is truly fascinating.

But we also have a special recording taken from within the Flan, with the aid of the latest technology available.  The latest flan-sensitive microphones were inserted, with permission, (utilising 'polenta based pickups' for extra amplification) & and reached what is believed at current to be the stomach of the thing.  Now, we are able to glimpse what's really going on inside this man eating beast and hear for ourselves, it's own inner proclamation. 

So Lets Go Deep Down, 

Into The Filling Of The Flan.

Pump's Kin

I'm in the process of making some sketches and portraits of my dog and accountant, Pump Gregoriou, which I will put up as soon as the final edit has been agreed. 

In the meantime, here is one of his siblings, Brother Calzone, and amongst the family he is known as the 'Meat Finder'.

Brother Calzone
'Dressed and posing for Portrait'

Tree Life

Click on the picture for a fuller viewin.

Look out for the foot prints of the night forest,

The Insect of Spirits with its many eye and ghostly trail,

Creatures faces, and the Haka in the Hollows,

The Leaf Dragon and it's heady spew.

Grass melting



The 4 Things Within

These were found from a free shading of a page.

Shapes that faintly emerged were then highlighted, named and their story revealed.

Click on the picture if you want to see deeper.

From the left:

The Little Thing -

He or she was actually found at a subatomic level clinging to an Elementary particle.  
 The jagged jaw does give an aggressive appearance, but one cannot judge from this alone. 

The clinging itself has others believing in a milder temperament, citing that something with that type of bite would be expected to be gnawing away on what it was clinging to, and not propping it's head up on it, which was the case here.

Surfboard banana peep -      

The guess here is a mix up of alien data collection, stemming from the similar shapes of the banana and the surfboard.   

The alien is doing the peeping.   

A correlation between the skins, that peel away of the banana, the peeling of the wetsuit from a human surfer, and thus the assumed form, and use, of the 'peelee' for the surfboard, is offered here. 

The Whisperer under a slice -

The Whisperer moves under that which is part food, and part bedding to begin with.  Here The Whisperer freely pops out to glimpse rather than speak. 

4 hours later, a Llama -   

 This one if I remember correctly came about because 4 hours after finding the others, I discovered this llama.


The things were found within the desert and streaks of soil base, and were helped with a little cutting and stitching together.

Under the opening flap is what seems to be a wrapped in black from the neck down, red being, with a 3 clawed kite that runs on churning water  at its centre. (or maybe the water is balled and churning for another reason).  And if you look to the top right of the photo, the red being has begun to take shape and infringe upon the whole operation ( notice the red face and shadowy bottom bits).

Also note the little fleshy hoof at the top of the painting, holding on.